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My Mother looked at me warily, thought for a second, and slowly began to type, How is Gertrude doing this morning? My name is Gertrude,” said the lady next to him on the plane. I’m flying to New York for my grandson’s third birthday. I remember when he was just a little thumbkin and now he’s already three! “Thank you”, said the nominee after being offered more for the 3rd time, “why don’t you have some yourself?

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” “C’mon Ma you have got to try it” I pleaded to my elderly Mother. Let me take a look in my purse, yes, here it is, just look at him, isn’t he adorable. “You look great John, how do you stay looking so young? Walking to the side to sit down, he passed by a friend of his. “I could barely last a full minute on that treadmill.” “Alright alright”, said his buddy, “no reason to brag!

I don’t know how my Mother lasted this long without ever using the internet, but enough was enough! “Ok” she said reluctantly settling down by the computer and slowly putting on her reading glasses “what do I do now? Why you must be 60 already but you don’t look a day over 40! ” Thinking that the presidential candidate needed to show a more human side of himself, his committee advised him to visit an old age home.

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